Welcome to my first homepage created on June 1, 2000, 8:00 PM.

This is a page dedicated to myself who spent eternity thinking of something to do

in the darkest pits of my room. Please bear with me

if this page doesn't work out too good because I haven't eaten any

sort of meal since last night because I'm on a hunger strike.

Thanks for your support to this dweeb-forsaken homepage!